me: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
mom: ಠ_ಠ put
mom: ಠ‿ಠ the table
mom: (╬ ಠ益ಠ) BACK!
me: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜^゜ノ) sorry...

iV’E DECIDED TO COSPLAY TAVROS.

:D

FCG: I CAN’T BELIEVE I EVER THOUGHT FUTURE ME WAS THE STUPID ONE
FCG: PAST ME IS THE DUMBEST BUCKET OF FESTERING DISCHARGE I EVER FELL ASS BACKWARDS INTO.
FCG: COME ON, YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE. REMEMBER ALL THE PAST USSES WE USED TO TALK TO??
FCG: THEY WERE EVEN PASTER THAN YOU, AND THEREFORE DUMBER.
CCG: YEAH, I REMEMBER ALL THOSE DUMBSHIT PAST USSES, BUT THEY DON’T HOLD A FUCKING JACKASS CANDLE TO FUTURE USSES.
CCG: AND YOU’RE THE FUTUREST ME I EVER HAD THE CROTCH BLISTERING MISFORTUNE OF JAWING WITH, SO THE FUCKHEAD TROPHY GOES TO YOU.
CCG: I MEAN, MY GOD, WHY.

#homestuck #karkat